January 28, 2012

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January 28, 2012
theonion: Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky “Our deepest, most sincere apologies go out to spectators, to participants, and especially to the family and friends of Kim Clijsters, who was last spotted by Royal Australian Air Force radar falling down through the atmosphere following an ill-advised jump serve.”

theonion:

Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky

“Our deepest, most sincere apologies go out to spectators, to participants, and especially to the family and friends of Kim Clijsters, who was last spotted by Royal Australian Air Force radar falling down through the atmosphere following an ill-advised jump serve.”

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January 28, 2012
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: How The Mechanic Lost His Left Hand Day!

girlsareprettyforever:

A sign is posted in the waiting room of the garage that reads as follows:

How the Mechanic Lost His Left Hand

The mechanic lost his left hand to try and frighten a woman he loved into not walking out on him. She had threatened to walk out on him before, but normally when he’d burst into tears…

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January 28, 2012
robotindisguise: “I wash myself with a rag on a stick” finalellipsis:

robotindisguise:

“I wash myself with a rag on a stick”

finalellipsis:

(Source: mabellonghetti)

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January 28, 2012
gunshowcomic: POSTING EARLY! Happy 500 hooray! THAT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE! Here that OTHER kickstart project I am involved in and it’s big! It’s called Benign Kingdom, an art book series I am making with Yuko Ota, Becky Dreistadt, and Evan Dahm! We are making little art books individually and one big hardcover collecting them all. The response has been RIDICULOUS already, but we’ve just begun! Please let people know about it or pledge to it and help us make these books! THANK YOU FOR READING AND HELPING ME OUT. You are kind of the coolest people. You really all are. MASTER YOUR TOMATOS.

gunshowcomic:

POSTING EARLY! Happy 500 hooray! THAT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE! Here that OTHER kickstart project I am involved in and it’s big! It’s called Benign Kingdom, an art book series I am making with Yuko Ota, Becky Dreistadt, and Evan Dahm! We are making little art books individually and one big hardcover collecting them all. The response has been RIDICULOUS already, but we’ve just begun! Please let people know about it or pledge to it and help us make these books!

THANK YOU FOR READING AND HELPING ME OUT. You are kind of the coolest people. You really all are. MASTER YOUR TOMATOS.

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January 28, 2012
lisasimpsonbookclub: From the newest episode, Bart asking Lisa if she really needs all this Kurt Vonnegut.  Lisa: “They self-reference each other!” Submitted by eatingoutinlondontown

lisasimpsonbookclub:

From the newest episode, Bart asking Lisa if she really needs all this Kurt Vonnegut. 

Lisa: “They self-reference each other!”

Submitted by eatingoutinlondontown

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January 27, 2012
Great Scientists: Nikola Tesla

fakescience:

Great Scientists: Nikola Tesla

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January 24, 2012

Bon Joviver!

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January 24, 2012
jala: (via Welcome to Gerdistan) Amazing.

jala:

(via Welcome to Gerdistan)

Amazing.

(via theothertumbleweed)

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January 24, 2012
paulftompkins: Cravatstache Club is having a meeting. (Taken with instagram)

paulftompkins:

Cravatstache Club is having a meeting. (Taken with instagram)

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January 24, 2012

theduty:

you really should consider having sex with a bearded man.

Pretty excellent clip from an excellent band. Warning: contains beards. And sex.

(via whiskerino)

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January 24, 2012
jooliahgooliah: Father Knightmas (Taken with instagram) I am Santa now.

jooliahgooliah:

Father Knightmas (Taken with instagram)

I am Santa now.

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January 23, 2012

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Don’t panic: Everything’s connected.

[cream / d-a-n.]

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January 22, 2012
horseecomics: I don’t think Horse will ever jump the shark, you guys.

horseecomics:

I don’t think Horse will ever jump the shark, you guys.

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January 21, 2012
forlackofabettercomic: My friend Mary Alston came up with this hilarious idea while we were watching Firefly the other night. I couldn’t resist making it into a comic.

forlackofabettercomic:

My friend Mary Alston came up with this hilarious idea while we were watching Firefly the other night.

I couldn’t resist making it into a comic.

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