sportsing pretty hard
"BUT I’M INNOCENT!" "Hi innocent, I’m Dad."
Make him look like one of the rappers. You know, like Bruce Springsteen or Fred from Scooby Doo. But whatever you do, don’t let Rodney wear those sunglasses he loves. (at The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
White Men Can’t
David Lynch on cheese.
the pizza was always coming. a foreshadowing of Johnny’s tragic yet inevitable demise.
you’re tearing me apart pizza
Guys, you’re missing the amazing symbolism here. Lisa poses a question to Johnny, asking if he wants a pizza. This implies that he has a choice. He decides he doesn’t care and makes no decision, only to learn one was made for him long before the question was even asked. In truth, he never had that choice; Lisa has already set him on his path. This is symbolic of his impending ruin at her hands; and his apathetic answer to her question shows he is already resigned to his destruction. Tommy Wiseau is a genius!
'The victim, Caucasian, foolishly got robbed then murdered in this Subway.' 'That's one white-bread turkey, with no cheddar.'