February 2012
8 posts
barackobama:
Yeah, we had to.
Just rebloggin’ Obama.
My Five Favorite Episodes of "The Big Bang Theory"
yourmonkeycalled:
(Note: I have never seen “The Big Bang Theory.”)
The one where Big Bang and Duckie accidentally reinvent cheese.
The one where they play laser tag for the whole episode.
The one where Big Bang and Oren (killer Kevin James guest spot) open an exotic meat store.
The one where Big Bang learns his dad is gay—and blind.
The one where Duckie falls in love with Katie Couric.
The Ten Types of People at Fringe Time
neverenderproductions:
The Festively Drunk ’We just came from the Clipsal! If I’m not enjoying this show, you’re going to know about it.”
The Nostalgic “Fringe? Yeah, I’ve been meaning to go to that. I went and saw Jimeoin there about ten years ago. He was great!”
The Critic ”I can’t wait to tell people to avoid seeing this show. I hope I see a great show so I can give it five stars and...
January 2012
90 posts
Dear Toaster Manufacturers.
amo-nymous:
Any toast cooked above ‘3’ is invariably burnt, despite the knob going up to 6 or thereabouts.
1 = lightly toasted (aka ‘just eat stale bread weirdos’), 2 = medium toasted, 3 = well toasted, 4 = BURNT, 5 = BURNT, 6 = BURNT
Nobody goes above 3 on purpose, its only use is when the knob is brushed inadvertently.
Please make a knob that only goes up to just before ‘set the smoke alarm...
I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: How The Mechanic Lost His Left... →
girlsareprettyforever:
A sign is posted in the waiting room of the garage that reads as follows: How the Mechanic Lost His Left Hand The mechanic lost his left hand to try and frighten a woman he loved into not walking out on him. She had threatened to walk out on him before, but normally when he’d burst into tears…
Great Scientists: Nikola Tesla
fakescience:
Screenwriting Tip #876
screenwritingtips:
At the top of every scene, ask yourself: “What does the protagonist want, and why can’t she get it?”. From that one question, everything else in the scene will flow.
Watchjordanmorris:
Jordan Ranks America
My signature segment from Bullseye: With Jesse Thorn
Now I, too, can relate to teens in colourful sweaters!
WatchGus Chiggins - one of the best SNL sketches never to air.
Watchthedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Moonrise Kingdom — the latest installment in Wes Anderson’s storied directorial repertoire.
The film, which stars Anderson vets Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman alongside Bruce Willis, Ed Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, is set to open in theaters May 25th.
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