February 2012
48 posts
Watchjordanmorris:
Clip Cup 3.Cup with Chris Hardwick
The final minute of this is so amazing I can hardly believe it.
Clippity bippity clappity.
Muscle Facts
fakescience:
Smallville
by Hans von Hozel
One day in the village of small, Superman was use his powers to save cat from tree.
“Is goodly to save cat from tree!” say Superman, as Cat from down the tree.
“Thank you Superman!” say Cat.
But suddenly, Lex Luthor!
“No Superman,” say Lex Luthor, “Use powers for good is boring! Let’s use powers for evil and do crime!...
Watchtheonion:
Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
If a squirrel
started chasing me, I wouldn’t climb a tree because have you seen squirrels climb trees? They’re amazing at it. Instead, I would probably run onto a yacht. I’ve never seen a squirrel on a yacht.
(yourmonkeycalled)
Screenwriting Tip #905
screenwritingtips:
A novelist’s job is to translate the world. A screenwriter’s job is to translate the world into a movie.
“The Bible’s purpose is not so much to show you how to live a good life. The...”
– Tim Keller (via nickdivers)
The 20 Most Beautiful Bookstores in the World →
believermag:
Discovering the Mysteries Of Rice Krispyhenge →
brockdavis:
NPR’s Robert Krulwich writes about some of my recent food-related projects.
Pretty neat stuff.
The Alien Magician Died Day!
girlsareprettyforever:
You were abducted by an alien craft several years ago and it’s been unbelievably boring except for the Friday night magic show put on by an extremely talented alien. It was astounding. Instead of the usual sawing a lady in half stuff you would see back on Earth, he would turn people inside-out or make hats come out of rabbits. His best trick was to make everything turn...
barackobama:
Yeah, we had to.
Just rebloggin’ Obama.
My Five Favorite Episodes of "The Big Bang Theory"
yourmonkeycalled:
(Note: I have never seen “The Big Bang Theory.”)
The one where Big Bang and Duckie accidentally reinvent cheese.
The one where they play laser tag for the whole episode.
The one where Big Bang and Oren (killer Kevin James guest spot) open an exotic meat store.
The one where Big Bang learns his dad is gay—and blind.
The one where Duckie falls in love with Katie Couric.
The Ten Types of People at Fringe Time
neverenderproductions:
The Festively Drunk ’We just came from the Clipsal! If I’m not enjoying this show, you’re going to know about it.”
The Nostalgic “Fringe? Yeah, I’ve been meaning to go to that. I went and saw Jimeoin there about ten years ago. He was great!”
The Critic ”I can’t wait to tell people to avoid seeing this show. I hope I see a great show so I can give it five stars and...
January 2012
90 posts
Dear Toaster Manufacturers.
amo-nymous:
Any toast cooked above ‘3’ is invariably burnt, despite the knob going up to 6 or thereabouts.
1 = lightly toasted (aka ‘just eat stale bread weirdos’), 2 = medium toasted, 3 = well toasted, 4 = BURNT, 5 = BURNT, 6 = BURNT
Nobody goes above 3 on purpose, its only use is when the knob is brushed inadvertently.
Please make a knob that only goes up to just before ‘set the smoke alarm...