Yeah,I’m at the gym at MIDNIGHT on liftin the big weights so I can be ready for summertime a-ok. But here’s an idea, you Fuckin Pencilbody: QUIT WHININ. People get mad when the bigboys like me post on social media about our gym habits. ShHUT UP. Two words You should LIVE BY. Every rep I do is me protetsting Obamacare and you are gonna here about it, tough doornails.
10 Reps of 8
Finger Points (2x)
Maybe this will MOTIVIATE you babyboys to get of the computer and go lift a weight or…cuz i’m gonna Steal your girlfreind’s heart with my muscle and
My summer time bod is gonna be prime and top-notch. Guess what: If you think I’m not gonna tell your about it, you got another thing coming idiot. It’s called PUBLIC for a reason. And HEY you Purell-Pumping BeanpoleAss Fuckwads, ever heard of a little called Freedom of Speech? It’s in the Rights. The Rights DON’Tt say I have to vacinate my kids so I’m not gonna.
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Fast Breathing (3x)
Wake up you rubes. I’m gonna running up and down the sand all summer, kicking the sand into your babyfaces. Put on the sunscreen or else I’m your gonna get burned. a
I feel the POWER w within me. My core is shred and my the delts are the tops. I’m getting beef at 1 am EST. My beach body for summer is going to be AN ALL -time high. If you have any problems with these update, LEAVE. SCRAM. It’s gonna be a hot summer and not BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, damn idiot stick
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The Twister (4x)
Everyday I get stronger and bigger. I am NOT filled with helium. Just MUSCLE and powder my friend sells me. He says it (powder)makes me stronger
I did not work out today in Honor of the missing Airplane.
Nothing (Because of plane)
I feel sad for the plane but also I feel like my mussles are still strong even though I didn’t work out on my body. If I can survive a setback like today, I can Do anything. I also believe the plane will be found soon, I think. Strongman’s intuition, I guess. Tomrrow I will make up for lost time by working out like a madmen. You did not go missing in vane airplane, peace be with you and also with you.
After taking day off yesterday of HONOR of the missing Airplane, I came back with gangbusters today. It felt good to get back on the weights and lift them. Workout is my passion and if you Al Gore strawnecks are sick of me Talking about it, well there’s the DOOR. Don’t let it hit YOU skinny on the way out. Hide you’re girlfriends, strongMAN coming through.
10 Reps of 8
Ear Tugs (3X)
30 Minutes On The Beltway Blaster
My friend Strong Chet gave me a poweder to use after I work out that he says will be making me strong. I believe him. I mix it with my Water and drink up. It tingles and makes me feel like my chest is collapse
I’ve have been in the hospital all day today. They will not let me work out, no matter how many times I yell at my nurse. They confiscate my PERFECT PushUp. Last night I began experience the feeling of growing VERY large in the arms. I called the hopsital to brag but they said I should immeidately come in. When I arrived at the spital in the hospitalmobile They said I was experencing “Gigantism”, likely and from the strength powder that Strong Chet gave me. They said powder was laaced with an unapproved-bythe-FDA substance, and Strong Chet was NOT my freind and pulling a prank On me. Rats.
I didnot sign up for obama’s care out of protest that he has daughters and not sons so this is going to cost a pretty penny. Please donate to me in the comments below. Put down how much cash you will give me and we will be get in tough. I hope to work out tomorow but it seems unlikely because of all the tubes I am tied up to and the medisine I am on
WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME. WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD FORCE ME TO GET MY MUSCLES SURGICIALLY REMOVED. WHAT KIND OF GOD. I WISH I NEVER CONTRACT GIGANTISM FROM THE BAD LACED MUSCLE POWEDER STRONG CHET SOLD ME THAT FORCED THIS. MY BEACH BODY FOR THE SUMMER SEASON IS DOOMED.
ALL-DAY HOSPITAL BED LAY
UNANSWERED PRAYERS (4X)
THE “DOC” (LAYMANS FOR DOCTOR) SAYS HE MAY MUST HAVE TO AMPUTATE BECAUSE THE ARMS THAT BAD. GREAT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIFT UP BABE’S NOW. I WANT TO ACHEIVE DEATH
Sorry for not posting yesterday. I was sad and cranky. Anyway doctor let me out of the hospital today. He said I’ll never be able to lift the big weighs again or be the Big Beach Bod Hunk. My friend Strong Chet pick me up from hospital and we had a chat about the bad poweder he gave me that gave me giantism. He said he wasn’t sorry and threw me out the car. I walked home and have been on my couch all day thinking about the meaningliss of live.
Reading Wikipedia Entry On Existentialism (3x)
Watching Of Requiem For a Dream (2x)
Deep Mirror Stares (2x)
I’m sad. I thought I discover nihilism today but turns out other people did. I called it “Who Cares Philiosophy: By A Former Strongman”
Today is last day of me posting my workout routine to Facebook. I have decide to become a handsome monk and devote my life to cosmic energy and conciousness. I read a few Wikipedia entries and I like what I’m seeing. After some deep soul-cleansing, I have decide that weights and big muscles do not make me excited or tingly anymore. Understnading the universe and life is what gets me goin real good.
Meditation Without Screaming (2x)
Packing My Bags
Purchasing A Ticket To Tibet
Selling My Gym Membership To My Son Who I Will Never See Again And Actually Haven’t Seen For Like 6 Months Now
Thank you for coming on this journey with me. For the all the ups and dips, it’s has been a lot of fun and good times. Expect when I was in the hospital for gigantism. That was bad. NOT good. Sadly I will not be posting about my spiritual bod unfortunately. This is my last transmission. Assume I am one with the salt of the earth now. I am going to be a kickass
This was fun to watch all week. Beautiful.