January 28, 2012
theonion: Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky “Our deepest, most sincere apologies go out to spectators, to participants, and especially to the family and friends of Kim Clijsters, who was last spotted by Royal Australian Air Force radar falling down through the atmosphere following an ill-advised jump serve.”

theonion:

Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky

“Our deepest, most sincere apologies go out to spectators, to participants, and especially to the family and friends of Kim Clijsters, who was last spotted by Royal Australian Air Force radar falling down through the atmosphere following an ill-advised jump serve.”

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