February 1, 2012
Dear Toaster Manufacturers.

amo-nymous:

Any toast cooked above ‘3’ is invariably burnt, despite the knob going up to 6 or thereabouts.

1 = lightly toasted (aka ‘just eat stale bread weirdos’), 2 = medium toasted, 3 = well toasted, 4 = BURNT, 5 = BURNT, 6 = BURNT

Nobody goes above 3 on purpose, its only use is when the knob is brushed inadvertently.

Please make a knob that only goes up to just before ‘set the smoke alarm off’.

I’LL TOAST TO THAT

WAKE UP, WORLD! THE TOASTER MANUFACTURERS ARE TOYING WITH YOUR VERY SOULS, MOCKING YOU EACH AND EVERY BREAKFAST. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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