February 4, 2012
The Ten Types of People at Fringe Time

neverenderproductions:

The Festively Drunk
 ’We just came from the Clipsal! If I’m not enjoying this show, you’re going to know about it.” 

The Nostalgic
“Fringe? Yeah, I’ve been meaning to go to that. I went and saw Jimeoin there about ten years ago. He was great!”

The Critic
 ”I can’t wait to tell people to avoid seeing this show. I hope I see a great show so I can give it five stars and they quote me on their next poster.”

The Gardener
“Yeah, I had a great time at the Fringe. I went to the Garden once. I had some corn. A show? Nah, I didn’t see a show. I needed money for beer.”

Jimmy ‘One-Show’ McFringe 
“We went to see that five star show that that critic raved about as if he had something to do with it. It had been so well reviewed that me and the wife just had to go see it. Well, that’s my Fringe done.”



The Family Man
”’Fät Wânk’, eh? Is it suitable for kids? Just a few drug references, a murder scene or two and a rather indecent scene with a pie, eh? Do you do family prices?”

The Easily-Swayed
“I liked the look of the flyer and now I’m here… Where am I?” 

Fringe-Maniac
“I’m going to see another four shows tonight. I can just nap at work tomorrow. Just put me on the Tour of the Unexpected… I trust this bus will take me where I need to go.” 

The Fringe Artist
 ”I’ll see yours if you see mine.”

The Un-Fringey Friend
“I’ve never been to the Fringe. You’re doing a show? What’s it called? Amuse-Bouche? What does that mean? When’s it on? Maybe I’ll come along. Cool. I’ll see you there. What’s it called again? When is it? Oh, did I miss it? Oops, sorry.” 


by Marcel Blanch- de Wilt
Artistic Director
Performer/Producer


Amuse-Bouche 
Where you can see guests from around the festival interviewed, be silly and preview their act in classic talk-show style.

… and Fät Wânk
The wankiest show at the Fringe. A parody of all things high-art. With a cast of awesome local talent.
 

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